As everyone who could have accidentally stumbled to this page already knows, Craigslist job postings are filled from the bottom of the hooves to the top of the horns with spammers and evil fucking assholes. Since I live in Portland, OR, the spammers run even more freely along the Craigslist plains because the entire state of Oregon is currently either unemployed or underemployed. And even though I promise myself, over and over, that I will simply never ever apply to companies that fail to reveal their names anymore - sometimes, I still get pulled in.
A few weeks ago, I applied to one such job posting. I spent maybe forty-five minutes on the cover letter - enough so that I definitely wasted my time. And several hours later I received an e-mail letting me know that I would definitely be interviewed and given a royal crown and all the Ben & Jerry's I want - but would I mind getting my credit report?
Needless to say, I was pissed off.
While my artistic skills are often limited at best, I have designed a poster that fake credit report Craigslist job spammers can use in their future fake evil Nazi postings:
Sincerely,
One Such Stupid Dumbass
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